Escape to Paradise: DUM Hotel's Unforgettable Chiang Mai Getaway
Escape to Paradise? More Like, "Escape to Chiang Mai… With a Few Hiccups": DUM Hotel Review
Alright, let's be honest, planning a trip to paradise is stressful. You're scrolling through endless hotel reviews, all sounding suspiciously polished and saccharine. So, I'm here to give you the real dirt on the DUM Hotel in Chiang Mai. Buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average cookie-cutter review.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Sadly.
Okay, let's start with the heavy stuff. I'm not in a wheelchair, but I did notice… Well, things weren't perfect. Lifts are there, which is a huge plus, but some areas seemed a little cramped for maneuvering. The website says they're accessible, but I'd call ahead and really grill them on specifics if accessibility is a non-negotiable. The staff were generally friendly, but sometimes language barriers made it challenging to get clear answers. This is where I'd love to have a personal anecdote, but I didn't experience the hotel fully in terms of access.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: Still Investigating…
This is where my personal adventure through the hotel really kicked off. I needed to scope out the lay of the land. With my own hands, I was investigating the DUM, a land of luxury with an air of mystery. My intent was simple, order a drink, find a place to sit, and relax after what was a long flight. I found the hotel’s bar and lounge to be a bit challenging due to large planters and narrow pathways. More on that later! I should have checked the website first…
Wheelchair Accessible:
See above. I can't give a definitive "yes" or "no." It appears they try, but double-check!
Internet: Wi-Fi Everywhere (Thank Goodness!)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Yes! Finally, something that worked flawlessly. The signal was strong, the speed was decent (enough to stream my guilty pleasure, Thai dramas!), and it didn't randomly cut out every five minutes. I could get online, so I did! I am addicted to the internet, I need my daily fix, it is one of my biggest priorities. My love for the internet is an understatement. Internet [LAN] also available. This is great for any business guests, and it works for any traveler!
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: The Spa = My Personal Shangri-la
Oh, the spa. Pure, unadulterated bliss. The massage I had was amazing. I felt like a limp noodle, and the therapist worked out knots I didn't even know I had. The Body scrub and body wrap felt amazing too. The sauna and steam room were fantastic for unwinding after a long day spent exploring the city. I was living the good life! The pool with view was breathtaking, though I found myself lounging poolside reading a book far more often. A dip in the pool after a massage? Heaven!
Quirky Observation: The "Thai Smile" Dilemma
The staff at the spa? Utterly professional. The rest of the staff? Mostly professional. I noticed a recurring theme: the "Thai Smile." Now, don't get me wrong, it's lovely. But sometimes, I felt like it was a bit… hollow? Like, behind the beaming faces, they were thinking, "Another tourist." It's a small thing, but it did create a certain distance at times. Did not affect my stay, but it's a strange thing to notice.
Cleanliness & Safety: COVID-Conscious, Which is Reassuring
Okay, I have to give them props on this front. It felt safe. Hand sanitizer was everywhere, staff wore masks diligently, and they seemed to be following all the protocols. Individually-wrapped food options were a nice touch, and I appreciated the daily disinfection in common areas. I did take the room sanitization opt-out, because what's the point?
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Food = Hit or Miss
The breakfast buffet was decent, but nothing to write home about. The Asian breakfast was my go to. The international cuisine in restaurant wasn't great… The western breakfast was much better. The Coffee shop was great! The poolside bar was amazing, the snack bar? Meh. The happy hour was a good deal, which is important when you're trying to be fancy! Then, there was the a la carte in restaurant for variety. I mostly ate at the restaurant, as the food was an adventure. The room service [24-hour] option was a lifesaver on a couple of occasions.
A Tale of Two Restaurants: The Good, The Bad, and The Spicy
Let's talk about the restaurants. One was spectacular! The salads were fresh, the soup was delicious. Then there's the other, which I shall not name, but let's just say the “vegetarian” option came with a suspicious amount of… well, let's just call it "bacon dust." I am not a vegetarian, but it was a strange oversight. The staff were quick to rectify it when I brought it up, but still… I'd stick with the good one.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things Matter
The concierge was helpful. They arranged a fantastic day trip for me. The daily housekeeping was efficient, and the rooms remained immaculate. They provided essential condiments, such as soap, in the room! The facilities for disabled guests was a plus, and a nice thought on the hotel's part. The luggage storage was really great. The doorman was always there! The front desk [24-hour] was always helpful. The elevator was great! The laundry service was very convenient. They really thought of everything!
Quirky Observation (Again): Lost in Translation
I tried ordering room service one night. My attempt at ordering a simple "salad" turned into what I think was a large plate of pickled vegetables. The description on the menu and the real thing had very little in common. It was an experience.
For the Kids: Family Friendly, But…
They claim to be family-friendly, but I didn't see a ton of specific kids' facilities beyond the pool. Babysitting service is available, which is great. The kids meal was not impressive, but acceptable!
Available in All Rooms: The Essentials!
The usual suspects were there: Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone (who uses those anymore?), bathtub, blackout curtains (thank goodness!), carpeting, closet, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping (thank you!), desk, extra long bed (always a plus!), free bottled water, hair dryer, in-room safe box, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, satellite/cable channels, seating area, separate shower/bathtub (luxurious!), shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens.
Getting Around: Easy Peasy…Mostly
Airport transfer was available. The car park [free of charge] was a blessing. Taxi service was easy. The valet parking was a nice touch.
Rooms: Comfortable, with a Few Annoying Glitches
The rooms themselves were well-appointed and clean… mostly. I had an extra long bed, which was great! Comfortable and with a lot of space. I had a refrigerator and a coffee/tea maker which I used several times a day. The bathroom was really nice with a separate shower/tub. I found the soundproofing was top notch! I had a smoke detector for extra safety, which made me smile. The towels were nice and soft. There were smoke alarms.
The Annoying Glitch: My room was on the high floor, but the view was… underwhelming. Overlooking a rather drab section of the city. This is where room decorations would have helped. It was a bit disappointing. And the safe box was locked and I never got it fixed. Overall Impression:
The DUM Hotel is a solid choice, but it's not without its quirks. It has amazing spa, the Wi-Fi is fantastic, and the location is great. However, some of the facilities could be improved, especially regarding accessibility. The food is a mixed bag, and communication can be a little challenging. Overall, a good experience, but not picture-perfect paradise. 7/10. Would probably stay again.
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DUM Hotel & Beyond: A Chiang Mai Chaos Chronicle
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-packaged travel blog post. This is the raw, unfiltered reality of me, in Chiang Mai, living the dream…or at least, attempting to. My base camp for this particular adventure is the DUM Hotel in the Si Phum district. And let me tell you, getting to the DUM Hotel was the first sign of things to come.
Day 1: Arrival & That Damn Mosquito
10:00 AM (Give or take…let's be real, more like 11:00 AM): Landed in Chiang Mai! Holy humidity, Batman! Seriously, I felt immediately like I was swimming in a bowl of lukewarm soup. Found a tuk-tuk that promised to take me for a "good price" (the price was good, the driving? Questionable. My life flashed before my eyes approximately 7 times).
11:45 AM: Check-in at DUM Hotel. The lobby is…chic. Think minimalist with a touch of “I probably can't afford this.” The staff? Delightfully friendly and helpful. Pro tip: learn a few basic Thai phrases. They appreciate the effort, even if you sound like a sputtering idiot.
12:30 PM: (Food, glorious, food!) Scored a table at a super cute little café around the corner called "Fern Forest Cafe". Green curry was the mission, green curry was a resounding success. This stuff is why I travel. Actually, this food is why I live.
2:00 PM: Check into the room, which is lovely, even if the wifi is slower than a sloth on valium. But the real battle? That. DAMN. MOSQUITO. Seriously, this thing hummed like a tiny, blood-sucking helicopter, relentlessly targeting my ankles. Managed to kill it (victory! But the little insect devil has an entire army of relatives)
4:00 PM: Attempted a walk around the neighborhood. Got lost. Instantly. Chiang Mai is a labyrinth of narrow streets and temples. Stunning, yes, but a navigational nightmare for a directionally-challenged individual like myself.
6:00 PM: Dinner at a street food stall. Pad Thai. Heaven in a cardboard box. The chaos of the night market is delightful. Smells of spices, chattering voices, and the irresistible aroma of frying things.
8:00 PM: Back at the hotel. Attempted to watch TV. The mosquito, in a final act of defiance, buzzed in my ear again. Bed time. Mosquitoes 1, Me 0.
Day 2: Temples, Tigers, and a Terrible Tour
9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Standard continental fare. The croissants were decidedly not Parisian, but functional.
10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Temple Run! Wat Phra Singh - absolutely breathtaking. The gold! The colors! The serene atmosphere! I’m not usually a religious person, but I found myself feeling a certain peace here. I got lost in the details of the architecture for a solid hour. And then, Wat Chedi Luang - another stunning temple, particularly the ruins of the ancient chedi. Took way too many photos. Probably looked like the annoying tourist with the camera glued to their face.
1:00 PM: Lunch. Found a tiny restaurant. Ate something that claimed to be chicken with rice. May have actually been mystery meat. Didn’t care. It was cheap, and I was starving.
2:00 PM: The Tiger Kingdom. Okay, I was really conflicted about this beforehand. On the one hand, tigers! On the other hand, ethical concerns. Went in, got in with the small tigers (which…are not so small). It was a powerful experience regardless. I'm still wrestling with my feelings about it, as I have come to learn more about the background of the temple. It was incredible walking with them.
4:00 PM: Disaster struck. The "Chiang Mai City Tour" I'd booked earlier. Oh, the horror. A cramped minivan stuffed with about twenty other tourists, the driver who seemed to be auditioning for a role in a Fast & Furious film, and a guide who spoke English about as fluently as I speak Klingon. We spent 90% of the time parked in traffic, the remaining 10% was at tourist traps that seemed specifically designed to fleece wallets. Absolutely miserable. Lesson learned: do your research; avoid the cheap tours.
7:00 PM: Comfort-eating time. Found a little spot that served authentic Khao Soi. My mood improved dramatically.
Day 3: Cooking Class & Street Life
9:00 AM: Wake up with a hangover that should never be repeated.
10:00 AM: Cooking class! This was booked at a more organized, and more expensive, local restaurant. It was a blast. Chopping veggies, grinding spices, and sweating profusely over a fiery wok. That green curry, I MADE IT. I made it myself! It tasted pretty good!
1:00 PM: Ate my culinary creation. Glorious.
2:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Wandered the streets of Chiang Mai, soaking up the atmosphere. Watched a monk collecting alms in the morning. Sat in a park and watched locals play a game I couldn't understand but looked like a mix of volleyball and ultimate frisbee. Found a tiny art gallery hidden down a side street. Got a ridiculously cheap (and hopefully not infected) Thai massage. It was… intense.
6:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant with live music. More pad thai. Honestly, I could eat pad thai every day for the rest of my life and die a happy person.
8:00 PM: Back at the hotel. I almost got lost on the way home, again. I think I'm starting to get my bearings, though. Maybe. Probably not. But hey, the mosquito is gone. And that, my friends, is a win.
Day 4: Elephant Whispers & Farewell (for now)
7:00 AM: Up early for an elephant sanctuary. Yes, it's a long drive out of the city, so get ready! I chose one of the more ethical ones, where the elephants are treated with respect. It was incredible. Feeding the elephants, bathing them in the river, and just being in their presence was an awe-inspiring experience. (Tears welled up. I'm not one to get emotional, but the whole thing brought me to tears.) Watching these gentle giants made the journey worthwhile.
12:00 PM: Lunch at the sanctuary. Simple but satisfying. Reflecting on the morning. It feels like something shifted inside me.
2:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Packed my bags. Spent a little extra time soaking up the ambiance of my lovely room at the DUM, drinking a final cup of tea. I will miss it.
3:00 PM: Last-minute souvenir shopping. Bargained, badly. Overpaid for a silk scarf, but it's beautiful, and the vendor seemed ecstatic.
4:00 PM: Final Pad Thai. (Is this a problem? Maybe the only problem.)
5:00 PM: Tuk-tuk to the airport. Waved goodbye to the DUM Hotel and Chiang Mai.
6:00 PM: Depart from Chiang Mai
7:00 PM: Landed in Bangkok
Final Thoughts:
Chiang Mai is… chaotic. Beautiful. Baffling. Bug-filled. And I absolutely loved it. The DUM Hotel was a perfect basecamp. It was a mix of comfort and adventure, a place to recharge and plan my next escapade. I'm leaving a piece of my heart here, and I will be back.
P.S. Seriously, bring bug spray. And a decent map. You’ll need it. Prepare to have your expectations shattered, your tastebuds tantalized, and your spirit rejuvenated. Prepare to be lost, delighted, and slightly overwhelmed. Chiang Mai will do that to you. And that, my friends is a good thing.
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