Croatia's BEST Beach Apartments (3 Adults)? Split's Hidden Gem!
Croatia's BEST Beach Apartments (3 Adults)? Split's Hidden Gem! - A Brutally Honest Review (and a Little Crazy Too)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans, the sea salt, and maybe a little bit of my sanity, on these "BEST Beach Apartments" in Split. We’re talking about a trip with three adults – meaning more opinions, more bathroom time, and a whole lotta expectations. Get ready for the real deal, warts and all. (And trust me, I've seen some warts in my travel career).
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Let's Get This Show on the Road!
First things first: Accessibility. This is where things got…complicated. The website touted "excellent accessibility," but my friend Mark needs a wheelchair. The good news? The main public areas – the pool, restaurant – were relatively accessible. The bad? Getting to our apartment? Not so much. We’re talking a few steps, a narrow hallway, and moments where I genuinely considered carrying Mark myself (I'm not even that strong!). Accessibility Score: 6/10, losing points for the apartment entry, despite the ramps at the main entrance. Consider this a crucial warning: Call ahead and CONFIRM specifics about the exact apartment's accessibility if you have mobility issues. Don't just take their word for it!
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: Yes, the main restaurant had decent accessibility. This was a HUGE relief because finding a decent restaurant in a new place can be a nightmare. The lounge area was ok, too.
Wheelchair accessible: As mentioned above, the main areas were accessible. Getting around inside the apartment was a bit tight, but doable.
Internet Access & Connectivity (Because, Let's Face It, We're All Addicted):
- Internet Access: Yes, glorious yes!
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Bless them. No fighting over the Wi-Fi password.
- Internet [LAN]: Yes to LAN (for those still clinging to wired connections).
- Internet Services: They covered the basics. nothing exceptional but functional.
- Wi-Fi in Public Areas: Consistent and reliable. A huge win.
Honestly, the Wi-Fi was rock solid. I could stream Netflix in the bath, upload embarrassing vacation photos, and keep up with the endless emails. My sister, Sarah, a digital nomad, was in heaven. Internet Score: 9/10. Points deducted for occasional blips when too many people were online, but overall, fantastic.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax…and Survive the Trip!
This is where the “hidden gem” hype started to get a little… sticky.
- Body scrub/Wrap/Massage: Yep, the spa was awesome. I indulged in a frankly ridiculous body scrub. It involved a lot of sea salt, some delicious-smelling aromatherapy oils, and a near-death experience as the masseuse tried to flip me over without warning. (Seriously, I nearly fell off the table!). It was a total indulgence, and worth it.
- Fitness Center: Actually pretty decent. A good range of equipment.
- Foot bath: Didn't try it… I have sensitive feet and am a total germaphobe.
- Gym/fitness: Covered above.
- Pool with view: Oh. My. GOD. The view from the pool was STUNNING. Pictures don't do it justice. Crystal-clear water, infinity edge, and the sparkling Adriatic Sea stretched out before us. We spent hours just lazing by the pool, sipping cocktails that were WAY too expensive (but totally worth it for the view).
- Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: A nice touch, but I am not a sauna person, so I skipped this.
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: See above. THE best part.
- Things to do, ways to relax: Covered above.
Spa Experience - The Highlight Reel… and the Near-Death Experience
Let me give you a moment to pause and bask in the euphoria I felt during the spa treatment.
The massage. It's the highlight of this trip, the thing I will always remember. The masseuse was phenomenal. I was skeptical at first, you know, the usual "is this going to be a tourist trap?" thoughts. But no, she was an artist. My muscles were putty in her hands. She knew exactly where my knots were and gently unwound them. Even the atmosphere was great, the music, the low lighting, everything was perfect. I think I may still be floating.
Cleanliness, Safety, and the Sanitizing Saga:
Anti-viral cleaning products, Breakfast in room, Breakfast takeaway service, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: They went above and beyond. This place was cleaner than my OCD sister’s apartment (and that's saying something!). I felt genuinely safe, which is HUGE after a long, stressful year. The precautions were obvious but not intrusive. The individually wrapped food options were a godsend for my germ-averse tendencies.
Room sanitization opt-out available: They respected our choices.
Cleanliness and Safety Score: 10/10. Seriously, they nailed it. This is a big plus, especially with the current health climate.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking… The Hunger Games Edition:
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: The food scene was… varied.
- The Breakfast Buffet: The buffet was a bit mad. The selection was huge, and it had everything you could want – fruit, pastries, eggs, bacon, every kind of cheese imaginable. BUT it was absolute chaos at peak times. Like a feeding frenzy. We eventually opted for room service the next morning, which was much more civilized.
- The Poolside Bar: Cocktails, snacks, and that view… We spent way too much here. The staff were friendly and efficient. The prices? Well, let's just say my credit card is still recovering.
- Restaurants/A La Carte: The restaurant was okay. The quality varied. Some dishes were excellent (the seafood!), while others were a bit bland. The service was sometimes a bit slow, but overall, it was good enough.
Food and Beverage Score: 7/10. Lots of options, but inconsistent quality and the breakfast buffet was a bit of a zoo.
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Matter:
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: This place has everything.
- Concierge: Friendly and helpful. They booked tours, made restaurant reservations, and generally saved our bacon more than once.
- Daily housekeeping: Immaculate. The rooms were spotless.
- Elevator: Essential!
- Laundry Service: Saved me from doing laundry myself. The price was reasonable.
- Gift/Souvenir Shop: They had some nice trinkets, although a bit overpriced.
Services Score: 9/10. They really thought of everything.
For the Kids… (if you have any!):
- **Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your standard, pristine travel itinerary. This is a lived experience, complete with sunburn, questionable choices, and the overwhelming joy (and occasional annoyance) of traveling with two other humans. We're going to Split, Croatia, and our home base is the hopefully-not-too-noisy Nice Beach Apartments. Fingers crossed on the air conditioning, seriously.
The "Oh God, We're Really Doing This" Itinerary for 3 Adults in Split, Croatia
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (Mostly Kidding… Mostly)
- Morning (6:00 AM -ish) - The Great Wake-Up: Okay, so the flight's early. My internal clock screams at this hour. We're talking pre-sunrise chaos. My travel companions, let's call them "David" (the meticulous planner) and "Sarah" (the free spirit, who tends to "forget" essentials) aren't exactly morning people either. The scramble to find passports, the near-miss with a forgotten phone charger, and David’s exasperated sighs set the tone.
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM -ish) - Touchdown and Transportation Tango: Finally, Split. The air smells of salt and something inexplicably promising. Getting through customs was surprisingly easy. Then… the taxi. Negotiating with a driver who speaks only rapid-fire Croatian felt like a challenge on Survivor. Luckily, David saved us by speaking some Italian. Arrived in the heat of the city and finally find the building. It looks promising, only to realize the key doesn’t work at the door. After calling for the front desk, and ten minutes of stress, the door is opened and we are in. Air conditioning is a blessing.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM -ish) – Apartment Reconnaissance and Panic Buying: The Nice Beach Apartments. Verdict: decent. The view is kinda, sorta amazing. The furniture is… functional. We need food. David, ever the pragmatist, immediately starts unpacking and formulating a color-coded system for our toiletries. Sarah, bless her heart, is already on the balcony, dramatically pointing at the sea. We go shopping for groceries, with the local produce and the chaotic shopping environment.
- Evening (6:00 PM -ish) – Dinner, Maybe a Meltdown, and Definite Overeating: We try a restaurant near the apartment. It’s packed, hot, and the waiter seems to have forgotten about us. The initial excitement from exploring is starting to wear off. My internal batteries are getting low. The first evening always feels weird. What did we get ourselves into?
- Rambling thought: Why is it so hard to find a decent beer? Seriously, the selection is… limited. And the food? Fine, I guess. I'm probably being overly critical because the jet lag is hitting me like a ton of bricks.
- Anecdote (Sarah's): Apparently, Sarah thought the restaurant was "charming". She spent half the night flirting with a local musician. David looked on with a mixture of amusement and despair.
Day 2: Diocletian's Palace and the Art of Not Getting Lost (Emphasis on the “Not”)
- Morning (9:00 AM -ish) – Palace Exploration: Diocletian's Palace. It's… massive. We wander around, getting spectacularly lost within the walls. The sheer scale of it is impressive, and the history is mind-blowing. I try, I really do, to picture Roman life here. It’s hard when there's so many tourists!
- Mid-day (12:00 PM -ish) – Lunch and Sunburn Catastrophe: Found a tiny, ridiculously overpriced restaurant. We have a slightly charred pizza, and realize the sun has been cooking us. My nose is turning a delightful shade of lobster. David, naturally, is already reapplying SPF 50. Sarah, of course, is loving life.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM -ish) – The Peristyle Drama and the Ice Cream Crisis: The Peristyle. Beautiful, and crowded. We find an ice cream shop, and the flavors are amazing, with the sun beating down on us. The perfect moment is ruined when someone accidentally drops an ice cream cone, and it's not me.
- Evening (7:00 PM -ish) – Avoiding the Crowds and Searching for Authenticity: Another dinner. This time, we try a restaurant off the beaten path, in a narrow street with old stone buildings. We have a long conversation.
- Quirky observation: The Croatian men have a certain way of looking you up and down that's both charming and slightly unsettling. Is that just me? Probably.
- Emotional reaction: I'm starting to really enjoy this place. The chaos, the heat, the slightly grumpy interactions… It's all part of the charm.
Day 3: Island Hopping and Questionable Decisions (Mostly Mine)
- Morning (8:00 AM -ish) – Ferry Frustrations and Harbour Hangs: Today, we’re doing it! Island hopping! I'd booked a ferry to Hvar. The check-in process is a lesson in Croatian patience. We finally fight for our spot on deck of the ferry, and take in the sight.
- Morning (10:00 AM -ish) – Hvar, Heavenly and Humbling: Hvar is stunning. The azure water, the yachts, the… wealth. I definitely feel out of place. We explore the town. The climb up to the fortress. The views are spectacular. David makes sure we stay hydrated. Sarah starts planning her next life as a yacht owner.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM -ish) – Beach Bliss (and a near-drowning experience): We find a beach. The heat is intense. Then the swimming. I am not a strong swimmer. Let’s just say I overestimated my abilities and nearly got caught in the current. David to the rescue. I spent the next hour nursing my bruised ego while everyone else swam.
- Evening (7:00 PM -ish) – Sunset cocktails and the Great Debate: We decide to stay in Hvar for dinner. We find a nice bar. David is having a cocktail. Sarah is on her third. "This is paradise," she announces. David, ever the voice of reason, points out we need to get back to Split tonight.
- Rambling thought: Why is everything so much more fun when you're slightly tipsy? Or is that just me again?
- Anecdote (David's): "I love Sarah, but sometimes I just want to leave her on a deserted island."
Day 4: More of Split, More Questionable Food Decisions, and Departure Looming
- Morning (9:00 AM -ish) – Market Mayhem: A local market. Seriously, the colors, the smells, the sheer variety. We buy weird fruit.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM -ish) – Beach and Reflection: Back to a beach close to our apartment. We take into the sights, sounds, and smells. I'm already starting to feel sad about leaving.
- Evening (6:00 PM -ish) – Farewell Dinner (and a Slight Breakdown): We decide on one last, fancy dinner. A goodbye dinner. The food's delicious, and David's in a good mood. Sarah starts reminiscing. "We should do this every year," she says. I burst into tears.
- Emotional Reaction: I love these two. This whole trip has been chaotic, exhausting, and wonderful. I’m sad to leave.
Day 5: Departure (and the inevitable post-trip blues)
- Morning (5:00 AM -ish) – The Great Pack-Up: The dreaded packing. David is already fully organized. Sarah is "finding" forgotten items. Me? I'm attempting to stuff everything into a suitcase that's clearly too small.
- Mid-Morning (9:00 AM -ish) – Airport Chaos (Again): Goodbye, Split. Wish we had stayed longer.
Post-Trip Reflection:
- We survived.
- We argued (a little).
- We laughed (a lot).
- We saw some amazing things.
- And I, for one, can't wait to go back.
Okay, spill the beans! What's so AMAZING about this "Split's Hidden Gem" beach apartment? Is it REALLY as good as it sounds?
Alright, alright, settle down! Look, I went in skeptical. I’m a cynical travel writer; it’s in my blood. But seriously… this place? It’s… well, it’s borderline life-changing. Okay, maybe I’m exaggerating *slightly*, but the sheer, unadulterated *relaxation*? Unmatched. We’re talking crystal-clear water practically lapping at your doorstep (okay, maybe a ten-foot walk, but who's counting?), the smell of pine trees mingling with the salty air… I'm getting dreamy just thinking about it.
The actual apartment itself? Clean, well-equipped (decent coffee maker, which is crucial!), and spacious enough for three adults without us wanting to murder each other by day three, which is a win in itself. The balcony? Oh, the balcony. Picture this: waking up, bleary-eyed, grabbing a coffee, and watching the sunrise paint the Adriatic Sea. Pure. Bliss. I swear, even my grumpy uncle, who hates *everything*, was smiling. That's gotta say something. He even helped me with the BBQ one night, and I never saw him cook before... maybe it was the setting.
Is "beach" beach? I'm imagining dragging chairs, and a trek - is it actually ON the beach?
Okay, let's get real here. "On the beach" is used a bit loosely, but, it's *damn* close. Think... a short stroll. Maybe a minute or two? Like, you finish your coffee on the balcony, walk out your door, cross a small path, and *bam* - you're on the beach. Not some crowded, tourist-trap beach either. This one's more...local. Pebbles! Good for your feet (I swear! Like a free massage!). It's more of a cove, so the water's calm and perfect for swimming. Seriously, I spent *hours* in that water. Getting sunburnt, sure, but absolutely worth it. My skin is still peeling…
One slight hiccup: the pebbles. They're beautiful, BUT… those smooth, round pebbles can turn into a slipping hazard when you try to get out of the water with water shoes, something I learned the hard way when I almost ate beach sand (and humility) in front of a group of teenagers. But, hey, a little clumsy character-building never hurt anyone, right? Especially when you're immediately rewarded with a cold beer back on the balcony.
Three adults? Is there enough space? We're talking about my mother-in-law!
This is the question that *really* matters, isn't it? Look, I share your pain. My own mother-in-law is... a force of nature. But honestly? Yes. It’s comfortable. There's a living area/kitchen, 2 bedrooms, and a bathroom. It's not a palace, you won't be ballroom dancing. But it works. We cooked meals, played cards, had plenty of space to spread out.
The key is the balcony. That became our sanctuary. My mother-in-law (God love her) would sit there with her book, sipping wine, and occasionally muttering about "the good old days" and the "lack of decent bread." We'd all retreat there when tensions rose (inevitable with extended family, let's be honest), and it's where we had the most heart-to-hearts. So, yes, even with the in-law factor, space should not be a problem. Though might I recommend earplugs for the snoring contest that may or may not happen.
Okay, but are there any downsides? What's the catch? Nobody's perfect.
Alright, alright, you got me. Nobody's perfect. Here's the reality check:
- **The Wi-Fi:** The Wi-Fi was... a bit temperamental. Let's just say it wasn't high-speed streaming material. Fine for emails and basic browsing, but my streaming habits took a hit. I didn't bother to stream anything, and I ended up more relaxed.
- **Parking:** Parking can be a tiny bit of a pain, depending on when you arrive. It's usually fine, but you might have to walk a bit.
- **The pebbles:** I'm mentioning them twice. You will get used to the pebbles, but invest in water shoes for comfort and safety!
honestly, the downsides are minor. The benefits FAR outweigh them.
Split is nice, but how far is it from the city center? Day trips ok?
YES! This is a huge selling point. It's *close enough* to Split to be convenient, but far enough to get away from the insane crowds. The area is well-connected by buses. If you prefer driving, it's easy too. We took a bus (easy and cheap!) and a boat tour to nearby islands which was the highlight of our trip.
We actually ended up going into Split more than we thought. The old town is beautiful, the food is fantastic (so many amazing restaurants!), and the Diocletian's Palace is a must-see. It doesn't feel like a chore.
Is the kitchen well-equipped? My sister is a FANATIC cook.
Ooh, tricky question. My cooking skills are… basic. But from what I could tell, the kitchen is pretty decent. Fridge, stove, oven, basic utensils. Not a professional chef's dream setup, no. But, she'll be able to cook a decent meal! We ate well, that's for sure. The local markets are amazing, too. We picked up fresh produce, seafood, and (of course) wine. It was a fun experience for everyone
My sister made some incredible pasta with prawns one night. Amazing. I think I licked the plate. It may not be the most high-end kitchen setup, but it has everything you need to prepare delicious meals. And you know what else? The view from the kitchen window? Spectacular. Even just washing up the dishes, you feel like you are on vacation.
