Escape to Paradise: Stunning 2BR Meikarta Apartment Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Meikarta Apartment Review - Where Paradise Meets Reality (and Sometimes, Wi-Fi Fails!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea, the coffee, and maybe even a little bit of the lukewarm tap water about my stay at the "Stunning 2BR Meikarta Apartment." The online photos? Gorgeous. The promise of paradise? Tempting. The reality? Well, let's dive in and see if it lived up to the hype.
Accessibility & The Struggle is Real (Sometimes):
Okay, crucial starting point: Accessibility. They claim to have "Facilities for disabled guests." My experience isn't directly related to needing this, but I did notice the presence (or lack thereof) of ramps and clear pathways. My observation? It seemed okay-ish, but I'd strongly recommend confirming specifics with the property beforehand if accessibility is a major factor. This area definitely could use a major upgrade.
Cleanliness and Safety - Fingers Crossed!
I'm a bit of a germaphobe (shhh, don't tell anyone!), so the Cleanliness and safety section was crucial. And honestly? They went the extra mile, or at least tried to. They brag about using Anti-viral cleaning products, which gave me a little peace of mind. The Daily disinfection in common areas was evident, and I saw the staff diligently wiping down surfaces. The Hand sanitizer stations were strategically placed (yay!), although one was suspiciously empty a couple of times. The Room sanitization opt-out available, which I thought was a thoughtful touch. They had Rooms sanitized between stays - a must in these times. And the Staff trained in safety protocol seemed to be doing their best, always wearing their masks and taking precautions. I even spotted Sterilizing equipment! The Sanitized kitchen and tableware items were the bare minimum to get by in my opinion but at least they were trying. The Shared stationery removed gave a little peace of mind. One BIG plus was Individually-wrapped food options which felt safer than the buffet, etc. The Physical distancing of at least 1 meter was mostly enforced, which was good. Overall, I felt relatively safe.
Rooms and Comfort - Almost Heavenly
Now, the apartment itself. The 2-bedroom was spacious, with Air conditioning that WORKED! (A massive win in the Indonesian heat, let me tell you!). The Blackout curtains were amazing - perfect for sleeping in after a long day of… well, whatever one does on vacation. Free Wi-Fi, or so they promised… which we will be dissecting more below. They had the usual suspects: Air conditioning, a comfy Seating area, and a Desk for when you pretend to work. The Bathroom was decent with Toiletries, and a decent Shower, but not that much water pressure to be honest. I'm a sucker for a good Mirror, and they even provided a Scale! (That was both a blessing and a curse after all the food!), and the Coffee/tea maker was a lifesaver. The Wake-up service worked, which was nice. They had Bathrobes which were definitely a luxurious touch, and a pretty big Closet to fill up. The Safety/security feature like the Smoke detector, and the Fire extinguisher which gave me peace of mind. The Soundproofing was pretty good, so I wasn't disturbed by any street noises. The extra Linens were a welcome luxury. The Window that opens was a bonus in itself.
Important Note About the Internet (Prepare for Frustration):
This is where things got messy. They advertised Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!, and also Internet access – wireless. And… it was spotty. Like, "I have a better connection to the spirit world" spotty. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn't. The Internet [LAN] option? Didn't even bother trying. So, if you're relying on the internet for work, streaming, or anything remotely important, pack an extra dose of patience. The Internet services are pretty bad.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking - Food Glorious Food! (Mostly)
The Dining, drinking, and snacking situation? Pretty decent! The Asian cuisine in restaurant was a delight. The Restaurants were offering a Buffet in restaurant, a A la carte in restaurant, and a Breakfast [buffet]. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was okay, but nothing to write home about. They also had a Snack bar and a Poolside bar. I did appreciate the Bottle of water that was provided in the room. The Happy hour was a standard vacation staple. The Soup in restaurant, which was delicious, but it could have been a tad warmer. The Western cuisine in restaurant was good!
Things to Do, Ways to Relax - Spa Day Dreams (Literally)
Okay, the good stuff. This place goes the extra mile when it comes to relaxation. The Spa was calling my name. There were Body scrub and Body wrap treatments, which I seriously considered but ultimately chickened out on (next time!). They boasted a Swimming pool [outdoor], and a Pool with view - stunning. There was a Sauna, so you could sweat it all out. The Gym/fitness center was pretty well-equipped, too, which was a great way to start (or end) your vacation. The Foot bath was awesome! Oh, and there was a Steamroom, which I unfortunately, I didn't get to try. I'm pretty sure my body needs a detox!
For the Kids and Family - A (Mostly) Child-Friendly Zone
This place seemed pretty Family/child friendly. I saw Kids facilities around, they even offered Babysitting service, which is always a plus! I didn't use it, but it's there! The Kids meal were great too!
Services and Conveniences - The Little Things That Count (Sometimes):
The Services and conveniences were a mixed bag. The Concierge was helpful, the Daily housekeeping was great! They had a Doorman, and they had a Elevator to get you up to your room. The Laundry service was efficient, and the Ironing service came in handy. The Luggage storage was useful. The Car park [free of charge] was a major bonus. And they had Currency exchange, which was convenient. The Convenience store was well-stocked. The Cash withdrawal facility was also convenient. They had Facilities for disabled guests (although, as I mentioned, I didn't fully assess their effectiveness). The Car park [on-site] was easy to find, and the 24-hour Front desk was super helpful with all my questions.
Getting Around - Smooth Sailing (Mostly):
The Getting around options were solid. Airport transfer was readily available. The Car park [free of charge] was super convenient. Taxi service was easy to arrange.
The Verdict - Would I Escape Again?
Overall, the "Escape to Paradise" lived up to some of its promise. The apartment itself was lovely. The relaxation options were phenomenal. The food was yummy (though I could have used more dessert options!). However, the inconsistent Wi-Fi, and the accessibility concerns give me pause.
My Honest Rating:
I'd give it a solid 4 out of 5 stars. The good far outweighs the bad, but those Wi-Fi woes nearly knocked it down a peg! I'd absolutely consider going back… but I'd pack a portable hot spot, just in case.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is my potential disaster zone… I mean, travel plan… for a weekend jaunt to Brand New and Homey 2BR Meikarta Apt By Travelio in Cikarang, Indonesia. Let's see if I can actually survive this.
Destination: Cikarang, Indonesia - Where Adventures (and Possibly Regrets) Await – Or So I Hope
Accommodation: Brand New and Homey 2BR Meikarta Apt By Travelio (Praying to the WiFi Gods it actually IS homey)
Dates: [Insert Dates Here - because, honestly, I haven't booked everything yet. Don't judge me!]
Day 1: Arrival, Chaos, and the Quest for Indomie
- Morning (Or, More Likely, Mid-Afternoon):
- The Getaway: Taxi from [Insert Airport/Train Station Details Here – I'm still price-comparing options and mentally preparing for potential haggling. Wish me luck. Seriously.] The journey? Pray it's not rush hour. I've heard Jakarta traffic can be a special kind of hell. My sanity is precious, people.
- Arrival at Meikarta: Check-in. Cross fingers it's not a nightmare. Last time I tried to use a 'brand new' anything, it was inexplicably infested with… I refuse to relive that memory. Gotta find the key, the elevator, figure out the wifi. Oh, the humanity.
- First Impressions: Immediately dump my luggage. Do a quick apartment scout. Is it as advertised? (Insert dramatic sigh here) The most important thing, though? Is there a view? Am I going to wake up staring at a concrete jungle or something… slightly less depressing? I'm holding out for a pool view. A dreamy pool view.
- Afternoon:
- Food Quest Initiation: Time to hunt for sustenance. My survival depends on it. First priority: Finding the nearest warung (local food stall). I'm on a mission! I NEED INDOMIE. Preferably the "Goreng" (fried noodles) version. Add a fried egg, because why not live a little?
- Wandering Around: Okay, maybe, just maybe, muster the energy to explore. Get a feel for the area. See what's around. Take the obligatory "tourist-y" pictures of whatever looks remotely interesting.
- Confession Time (Maybe): Okay, let's be honest, I might just collapse on the couch after that Indomie. The journey can be tiring, especially when you're prone to overthinking the entire adventure. Self care, right?
- Evening:
- Sunset (If I'm lucky): Find a rooftop, a balcony, somewhere to watch the sunset. If the view is trash, I'll retreat inside and sulk. (Emotionally healthy, yes)
- Dinner Dilemma: Attempt to order Indonesian food delivery (Go-Food or GrabFood). Pray my limited Indonesian doesn't lead to disastrous results. Like, I want nasi goreng, not bakso (meatball soup) in a spicy soup.
- Chill Mode Activated: Netflix and chill. (Well, more like Netflix and maybe chill, if I can keep my eyes open after the food coma hits). Early night, I hope. The rest of the itinerary depends on it.
Day 2: Culture Shock, Shopping Spree (Maybe), and A Stroll Through the Streets
- Morning:
- Breakfast of Champions: Breakfast in the Apartment. Cereal, fruits, or maybe just more Indomie? Depends on the level of laziness.
- The First Adventure of the Day: I'm going to face the day head on and try to discover a nearby marketplace or shopping mall for a cultural experience.
- Afternoon:
- Retail Therapy (Or Maybe Not): Now, here's the tricky part: shopping. If I'm feeling brave and energetic, I'll hit up a local market or a fancy mall. If I'm feeling lazy - which is highly probable, I'll just find a grocery store.
- The Art of the Bargain (If I Dare): If I brave the market, haggling attempts. Wish me luck. I'm terrible at this. I'll probably end up paying way too much.
- Wandering Around in the City: I'll go to the city and stroll through the streets to discover the local culture.
- Evening:
- Restaurant Search (Maybe): Find somewhere to eat. Explore local culinary traditions and savor the flavors of the delicious cuisines.
- Night:
- Relax and Unwind: Watch the stars, and enjoy the peaceful night.
Day 3: The Departure (And the Lingering Question of Where I Went Wrong)
- Morning:
- Brunch (If I Get My Act Together): Last breakfast. Maybe a fancy one. Or just more Indomie. The possibilities are endless.
- Packing Panic: Pack everything up. Try to remember where I put my charger. (Important. Very important.)
- Afternoon:
- Departure: Check out of the apartment. Taxi/transport back to the airport/train station.
- Reflection: On the plane, train, or whatever. What did I actually do? Did I achieve anything? Did I eat too much Indomie? I probably did.
- Evening:
- Arrival Back Home: Get home. Unpack (eventually). Start planning the next adventure… or just collapse into a deep, well-deserved slumber.
Quirkiness Section (Because I'm Predictably Quirky):
- My Personal Mantra: "Embrace the chaos." (Translation: Prepare for anything and everything to go hilariously wrong.)
- The "Must-Try" List: Indomie. Warung food. Any local delicacy that doesn't look like it'll kill me.
- The Emotional Rollercoaster: Prepare for existential crises. Prepare for extreme excitement. Prepare for the crushing disappointment of realizing I spent an entire afternoon watching cat videos instead of exploring. (It's happened. Don't judge.)
- The Perfection Imperfection: I plan to make this perfect. But, just in case, I am prepared for perfection to be disrupted by chaos.
- Note to Self: Remember where you put your passport. Seriously.
Disclaimer: This itinerary is subject to change. I might get lost. I might fall in love with a street cat. I might accidentally offend someone with my terrible Indonesian. All is possible. Wish me luck. Or, you know, just send snacks.
Escape to Paradise: Stunning Sol Amfora Apartments Await in Umag, Croatia!
Okay, so... "Paradise"? Seriously? What's the catch? Meikarta? Sounds... futuristic.
Alright, alright, let's get this out of the way. "Paradise" is probably a bit of a stretch, even *I* admit that, and my brain is pretty prone to flights of fancy. Meikarta... yeah, it's a sprawling urban development. Think... a LOT of buildings, maybe a bit *too* many buildings. But hey, that's Indonesia for you! My initial reaction? Utterly overwhelmed. Like, where do I even *begin* to unpack? (Figuratively and literally, of course. I’m terrible at both.)
The "catch"? Well, depends on what you're looking for. It's modern. Very modern. Maybe a little *sterile* modern, you know? Like a freshly cleaned operating room. Not necessarily *warm* and homey, but definitely… new. And the sheer SCALE of the place takes some getting used to. I spent a good hour the first day just trying to figure out which tower I was supposed to be in. Let me tell you, not a good look for a supposed "escape." Felt more like a very expensive maze.
On the plus side? They weren't kidding about the "stunning" part. Those views? Absolutely worth it when you finally find your window.
Two bedrooms. Cool. So, good for couples, families, or… what? Spill the tea!
Two bedrooms? Okay, let's be real. That's where the potential for… *drama* comes in, yeah? Couples? Sure, if you REALLY need your own space? Or maybe you're dealing with one of *those* couples… you know, the silent-treatment types. Family? Fine, if you're prepared for the constant "Are we there yet?" from the kids and the side-eye from your in-laws. (Been there, done that, got the t-shirt… actually, I think I *lost* the t-shirt in a laundry incident.)
But honestly? I think it's PERFECT for friends. A solid squad vacation? YES PLEASE! Imagine the late-night chats, the silly games, the questionable food choices at 3 AM. Pure gold. That's where the freedom blooms, peeps. Speaking of freedom, the second bedroom is perfect for a yoga studio come study space. or a place to hide from your partner when the family is not well-behaved.
I actually used it one time to escape a REALLY loud snoring situation. Blessedly.
What's actually *in* the apartment? Like, is it furnished? Do I have to bring my own toilet paper?!
Okay, the *essentials*. Thank GOD, yes, it's furnished. Otherwise, you'd be sleeping on the floor with your luggage as your only pillow. Don't ask how I know this. (Long story, involving a flight delay and a very, *very* uncomfortable airport bench.)
You'll get all the basics: beds (thank the universe!), a sofa, a TV (probably with a million channels you'll never watch), a kitchen (with the usual appliances – the microwave is your best friend, trust me), and a bathroom. BUT... and there's always a but, isn’t there? Bring your own *toilet paper*. Just do it. Don't assume. Trust me on this one. The towels? Probably a good idea to bring your own, unless you're really into… well, let's just say the provided ones might not exactly be luxury hotel quality. My first brush with the towels was a complete "are you kidding me?" experience, and after that I made sure never to leave my house without them.
Also the coffee situation? Pack some. You'll thank me.
Okay, the views. You mentioned them. What's so special?
*Sigh* The views. Okay, so, remember how I said the place felt a bit sterile? Well, the view completely redeems it. Like, *totally* redeems it. I think I spent the better part of my first day just glued to the window, slack-jawed. It's that feeling of… space. Endless sky. City lights twinkling like a million little diamonds. And the sunsets? Chefs kiss. Honestly, they're so beautiful they almost make you forgive the slightly soul-crushing bureaucracy of the place. *Almost.*
One night, I saw THE most INCREDIBLE thunderstorm roll in. The way the lightning lit up the entire city... It was breathtaking. Then I got the worst food poisoning from a street vendor later. (Remember, I said "almost" forgive the bureaucracy).
It's the kind of view that makes you forget, if only for a moment, that you're surrounded by a giant concrete jungle. It's that "wow" moment you live for.
And the location? Is it easy to get around? What's *nearby*? Is there anything good?
Location, location, location, right? Meikarta… it's *within* easy reach of… well, other places. Getting around? Depends. You can try the public transport, but be warned, it's… an experience. The traffic? Oh, the traffic. Be prepared to spend a *lot* of time in a car (or on a bus, if you're brave), just staring out the window. I swear, I aged a year just waiting in a traffic jam one afternoon.
Nearby? There are some malls. Of course, there are malls. That’s the Indonesian way! You'll be able to find all your shopping needs, and if you're like me, you'll get utterly lost in them. There are restaurants, of course, ranging from "fast food survival" to the high-end. And plenty of street food, too. I'm obsessed, but proceed with caution. (See above: food poisoning).
I would 10/10 recommend you find your own little hidden gems. Explore! That's the fun part.
What's the Wi-Fi like? Because, you know, the internet is LIFE.
Ah, the internet. The modern-day oxygen. The Wi-Fi? Okay, gotta be honest here. It’s... patchy. Sometimes it’s lightning-fast. Other times, you’re staring at the loading symbol while your brain slowly turns to mush. It's a gamble, my friends. A complete gamble. You’ll have to download your movie the day before you actually want to watch it, just in case.
One the best things about the internet is that it forces you to disconnect. I can't remember the last time I spent so much time people-watching from my window (and judging, let’s be real).
Anything I should REALLY know before booking? Like, a *secret* or a majorBest Hotels Blog
