Escape to Norway's Fairytale: Thon Hotel Skeikampen Awaits!
Escape to Norway's Fairytale: Thon Hotel Skeikampen Awaits! – A Review That’s Less "Polished Brochure" and More "Real-Life Adventure"
Alright, folks, buckle up. This isn't your run-of-the-mill hotel review. This is me, fresh off a trip to Thon Hotel Skeikampen, still wrestling with the sheer… Norwegianness of it all. Forget the glossy brochures; I'm serving you the raw, the real, the slightly-hungover-from-the-happy-hour-cocktails truth. This is going to be a long one, because, trust me, Skeikampen is a place that deserves a long one. And maybe a nap halfway through, but let’s push on.
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Okay, now that the boring bits are out of the way…
Arrival and First Impressions (The "Holy Cow, This is Gorgeous" Moment):
The drive up to Skeikampen is part of the magic. Think winding roads, soaring pine trees dusted with snow (if you're lucky enough to visit in winter, like I was), and the air so crisp it feels like your lungs are getting a spa treatment. Then, bam! Thon Hotel Skeikampen appears. And it’s… well, it’s impressive. Not in a flashy, Vegas-strip kind of way, but in a solid, Scandinavian-chic kind of way. Think lots of wood, clean lines, and views that'll make your jaw drop.
My first thought? "This is going to be expensive." My second thought, immediately following it? "Okay, maybe it's worth it."
Accessibility:
Now, here's something I need to shout about. I didn't personally need an accessible room, but I always scrutinize this aspect. And Thon Skeikampen? They've REALLY put in the effort. They get it. Wheelchair accessible throughout most of the hotel (though there are some nooks and crannies, so make sure to clarify with them beforehand). Elevator access to all floors is a given. I spotted helpful Facilities for disabled guests around, and the whole setup felt inclusive – not like they just checked a box. Huge kudos for that. This is a hotel you could genuinely relax in, knowing you're not going to have to fight to get around.
Rooms – My Personal Fortress (aka, My Own Private Sanctuary):
My room? Let's just say I may or may not have considered moving in permanently. I'm talking Air conditioning, Blackout curtains (essential for those long Norwegian summer days!), a comfy King-sized bed with Extra long bed, a lovely Seating area… and a Window that opens! (For a fresh, mountain-fresh air boost – perfect). They’ve got all the basics covered, and then some. Bathrobes and slippers added a touch of luxe, and the free Wi-Fi was actually fast (a big plus for someone who, ahem, needs to keep in touch back home).
- Internet Access: Excellent, dependable.
- Free Wi-Fi in all Rooms!: YES! And it worked. Miraculous.
- Internet (LAN): I didn’t use it, but it was there, which is always a good option.
Things To Do & Ways To Relax – Dive In, If You Dare! (Or, You Know, Take a Nap):
Okay, this is where Skeikampen truly shines. Forget being bored. It can't happen.
- Swimming pool [outdoor] & Pool with view: The pool area… oh my god. The view! Picture this: You're bobbing around in a warm, inviting pool. Steam rises, and you're surrounded by snow-covered mountains. Seriously, it’s like something out of a movie. And yes, it's warm enough even in the dead of winter. This pool alone is worth the price of admission. I spent an embarrassing amount of time just staring at the epic scenery.
- Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Did I mention they have a spa? Because they DO. And it's a proper one. I spent a good chunk of my time in the Sauna and Steamroom alternating between them, feeling my stress melt away like the snow on a warm rock.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: I'm ashamed to say I didn't make it to the gym. I was too busy… enjoying the pool. And napping. And eating. Maybe next time!
- Massage, Body wrap & Body scrub: They offer a full range of treatments. I didn't manage to get one of those, but based on the other facilities, I'd hazard a guess they'd be top notch.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking – Feed Me, Seymour!
Ah, the food. Another highlight. I’m a sucker for breakfast, and the Breakfast [buffet] was epic. Loads of options, from the standard Scandinavian staples (smoked salmon, anyone?) to more international fare. They also have Coffee/tea in restaurant, which is an important and convenient luxury.
- Restaurants, A la carte in restaurant & Buffet in restaurant: The main restaurant served a buffet, which was excellent, and A la carte options were available.
- Bar, Poolside bar: Excellent places to grab a cocktail after a long day. I strongly recommend the local aquavit. Be warned: It's strong!
- Coffee shop: A good spot for a quick caffeine fix or a light snack.
- Room service [24-hour]: Hallelujah! Late-night cravings were well taken care of.
- Snack bar: Perfect for a quick bite.
- Vegetarian restaurant: They accommodated my vegetarian friend with ease. They also offered alternative meal arrangements.
The "Unexpected" Moments – The Quirky and the Unperfect (Because Life Isn't Perfect, and Neither is Your Hotel… And That's Okay!):
- The "Lost in Translation" Incident: I tried to order a coffee one morning. I speak some Norwegian (mostly greetings and "thank you"), but the waitress and I ended up communicating in… charades? We eventually sorted it out, but it was a good reminder that you're in a different country. Embrace the awkwardness!
Cleanliness and Safety – Feeling Secure (Or at Least, Not Frightened):
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good to see.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Reassuring.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Made me feel safe.
- Safe dining setup: Felt safe when dining.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Seemed professional and safe
Services and Conveniences – The Little Things That Make a Big Difference:
- Doorman, Concierge: Helpful.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent.
- Cashless payment service: Very convenient.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Easy parking.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Good for picking up a little something.
- Laundry service, Dry cleaning: So necessary.
- Elevator: Very convenient!
- Luggage storage: Awesome
- Family/child friendly, Kids facilities: Lots of activities for the little ones.
- Contactless check-in/out: Convenient.
Getting Around – Easy Peasy (Unless You’re Me, and Get Lost Even in the Hotel):
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]: Parking was easy and plentiful.
- Taxi service: Available, if needed.
For The Kids – They Got You Covered (Even if You Don’t Have Kids… You Might Wish You Did):
- Babysitting service: Good to know.
- Family/child friendly, Kids facilities: Skeikampen is clearly a family-friendly destination.
The Bad (And the Not-So-Bad):
Okay, no place is perfect. Here are a few very minor things that could be improved:
- The signage inside the hotel could be slightly clearer. I got turned around a couple of times. But hey, that’s part of the adventure, right?
- The prices (as mentioned above) are on the higher side. But remember, you're paying for the
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized travel brochure. This is me, bleary-eyed and fueled by lukewarm coffee (the bane of any vacationer's existence), attempting to wrangle a chaotic week at the Thon Hotel Skeikampen. Let's see how disastrously amazing this can get, shall we?
THEN HOTEL SKEIKAMPEN: A Week in the Norwegian Wilds (or, How I Learned to Love the Smell of Pine Needles)
Day 1: Arrival and the "Oh, God, Did I Pack Enough Socks?" Anxiety
- Afternoon (ish): Land at Oslo Gardermoen. The initial thrill of breathing crisp, Norwegian air is quickly replaced by the crushing weight of my luggage. Seriously, did I really need six pairs of hiking boots? And what about the emergency chocolate stash? (Spoiler alert: I did. And I almost ran out.)
- Transportation Hell: Train to Lillehammer (surprisingly smooth, actually, a slight win!). Then the scenic bus ride to Skeikampen. Scenery? Stunning, even if the bus driver did have a penchant for hairpin turns that threatened to send us hurtling into a fjord. My stomach, not a fan.
- Check-in and the Quest for the Room: The hotel itself… well, it's a Thon Hotel. Functional. Clean. A little…institutional, if I'm honest. The room? Tiny, but at least it had a view of… trees. Lots and lots of trees. Which, I suppose, is the point. I found the room after a few wrong turns, a fleeting moment to think it was the right one, and then a near-meltdown when I realized I'd left my passport at the front desk.
- Evening: Dinner at the hotel restaurant. The food? Hearty, and I was starving, after all that travel. The people were charming. But I'm pretty sure they snuck a whole head of garlic into that stew. My breath could probably fell a small Viking.
Day 2: Skiing (or, How I Rediscovered My Inherent Lack of Grace)
- Morning: Ski rental disaster. Apparently, "beginner" means "prone to falling on your face repeatedly." The skis were fine, the boots, a cruel combination of comfort and horror that fit perfectly but left me sweating. The lift ride? Terrifying. The prospect of actually skiing down a hill? Even more terrifying.
- Mid-day: I spent a good portion of the morning horizontal, sprawled in the snow like a disgruntled snow angel who'd lost her wings. The instructors, bless their patient hearts, just kept repeating the mantra: "Pizza! French fries!" (I'm still not sure what the hell that means.) I did eventually manage, somehow, to stay upright for a grand total of about five meters. And it was glorious. Then I fell again.
- Afternoon: Hot chocolate (mandatory) and a mental pep talk. I did a much better job with the baby slopes.
- Evening: My entire body aches. Dinner was a blur of carbs and painkillers. Seriously, my muscles are screaming. This is either the best or the worst vacation of my life. I'm leaning towards both.
Day 3: Hiking and Ham (or, The Day I Became One with Nature… and My Stomach)
- Morning: Okay, no skiing. My ego and my muscles needed a break. Hiking beckoned! I packed a ridiculous picnic: local ham, cheese (duh), bread that was probably artisan-made, and a thermos of coffee I'd made in the room. (Yes, I brought my coffee maker, don't judge.)
- The Trail: Found a trail that wasn't too crazy, at least according to the map. After a few wrong turns, I found the right one. It was pretty easy. The air was crisp, the sun shining. For a while, I was on top of the world.
- Mid-Day: The world did betray me, as it often does. I ate my picnic, and the ham was way too salty, and I realized I really needed to pee. But there were no trees. Or, rather, too many trees.
- Afternoon: I found a bush. Nature is beautiful, but also a little unforgiving when you are in a desperate situation.
- Evening: Dinner, again. This time, a burger. No, I didn't feel like a Viking.
Day 4: Ice Skating, or the Day I Became a Spectacle (in a Good Way)
- Morning: Found a local ice skating rink. I haven't ice skated in years, I'm more of an indoor person, but I figured, why not?
- The Ice: Holy crap, I'm terrible. And I am not getting any younger, or better at ice skating. I couldn't even stand up without holding onto the wall.
- Mid-Day: But I did manage to skate, after some time.
- Afternoon: I was good. People clapped when I did tricks. It felt amazing.
- Evening: A proper meal, with a glass of wine.
Day 5: The Spa (and the Existential Dread of My Own Wrinkles)
- Morning: Finally, a day of relaxation! The hotel spa, beckoned. I have wrinkles. I have a lot of wrinkles. I need a break.
- The Spa: Sauna. Steam room. Massage. Pure, unadulterated bliss. Until I looked in the mirror and realized I am, in fact, getting older. (Sigh.) Still, the massage was divine. The masseuse informed me my tension levels were "a fascinating tapestry of stress." Thanks, I think?
- Afternoon: Spent the afternoon sipping herbal tea in a robe, contemplating the meaning of life and the utter futility of trying to understand the Nordic concept of "hygge."
- Evening: Ate a fancy dinner at the hotel restaurant, which was good. I went to bed early, in a bathrobe, and thought about my life.
- Day 6: The Great Skeikampen Dash (Or, the Day I Ate All the Waffles)
- Morning: Decided to explore the area around Skeikampen. Found a cute little shop. Ate what was possibly the best waffle in the world. Seriously, Norwegian waffles are life-changing.
- Mid-Day: Okay, I got a little carried away with the waffles. Ate a lot. Regretted not having more.
- Afternoon: A brisk walk to counter the waffle situation. The scenery was incredible, I was still full of waffle, so I wasn't able to see a view.
- Evening: Packed, after a lot of thinking. ate some food and then went to bed.
Day 7: Departure and the Bitter-Sweet Goodbye (or, The Day I Thought About the Future)
- Morning: A final, wistful look at the trees. I did take a quick picture.
- Transportation and the Road: The bus. The train. The plane. All the goodbyes.
- The Future: I'm leaving, but I found peace. My bags are heavy, my muscles are still complaining, and my bank account is weeping. But I loved it. And I am not looking to travel again, for a long, long time.
Overall Assessment:
- Food: Mostly good, sometimes amazing, occasionally a little too much garlic.
- Scenery: Stunning. Truly, breathtakingly beautiful.
- My Emotional State: A rollercoaster of "I can't believe I'm doing this," to "this is the best thing ever," to "please, someone, get me a massage."
- Would I do it again? Despite the aching muscles, the near-death experiences on skis, and the existential dread, absolutely. Norway, you magnificent, waffle-filled, tree-covered, headache-inducing beast, I will be back. Eventually. Probably. Maybe. After I've recovered.
Escape to Norway's Fairytale: Thon Hotel Skeikampen Awaits! (Or Does It?) - A Very Realistic FAQ
So, Skeikampen – Is It Actually a Fairytale? Like, Disney Princesses and Talking Animals Fairytale?
What’s the Deal with this Thon Hotel Skeikampen? Is it Worth the Krøner?
Okay, Let’s Talk Breakfast. The Good, the Bad, and the Stale Croissant.
What Can You *Actually* Do in Skeikampen? Besides, You Know, Exist?
The Hike of Doom. (Okay, Maybe Not Doom, But Close.) Tell Me About This.
How’s the Wi-Fi? Because, Let’s Be Honest, You’re Probably Going to Need It.
Is There Anything *To Do* in the Evenings? Besides Stare at the Mountains (Which is, admittedly, Awesome)?
