Island Park Lodge: Your Dream Idaho Getaway Awaits!
Island Park Lodge: My Dream Idaho Getaway (Or, How I Almost Got Eaten by a Moose) - A Review That's Probably Too Honest.
Okay, let's get real. Island Park Lodge? "Your Dream Idaho Getaway?" The marketing people are good, I'll give them that. But the real Idaho getaway? That's a whole different beast. And after spending a week there, I have opinions. Buckle up, buttercups, because this review is gonna be less brochure and more… well, me.
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- Meta Description: A brutally honest, opinionated review of Island Park Lodge, Idaho. From the amazing views to the slightly dodgy breakfast buffet, I spill the beans on the good, the bad, and the moose-adjacent experiences. Includes detailed info on accessibility, dining options, and what to do in the area. Is it YOUR dream getaway? Read on and find out!
(The Emotional Rollercoaster Begins)
First impressions? Pretty good. The drive in from Yellowstone, with those vast, open spaces, seriously took my breath away. You're surrounded by nature. And that's where the "dream" part starts to kick in.
(Accessibility: The Good, the… Meh, and the Slightly Confusing)
Okay, let's talk accessibility. My mom, bless her heart, uses a wheelchair, so this is a big deal. They list "Facilities for disabled guests," which is promising. And there is an elevator, which is a HUGE win (especially after a long day hiking). Access: The lodge itself seemed fairly easy to navigate - ramps were in place etc for the most part. Wheelchair accessible: Some rooms are specifically designed for wheelchair access (call ahead, people!), and the main areas seemed pretty good. Exterior corridor was pretty standard. Facilities for disabled guests, I saw signage and I'd rate it at the very least functional, not necessarily all the way amazing. Elevator saved me as well. It's important to note that, while they do list "Facilities for disabled guests," it's always smart to call ahead and confirm specific needs. Some of the restaurant access was a tiny bit tight, for example. But generally, a thumbs up. My moms "Access" rating? 7/10.
(On-Site Deliciousness & Dining: My Stomach's Take on the Matter)
Now, food. Ah, food. Dining, drinking, and snacking, let's get into it. Restaurants are listed, which is essential because after a day exploring nature, I am always super hangry. The a la carte in restaurant was on the higher end of the budget but delicious. They had a buffet in restaurant as well! I love a buffet. Breakfast [buffet] was… well, it had its moments. The Asian breakfast was a delightful surprise, who would have known! Coffee/tea in restaurant was available, and the coffee shop made decent coffee. But the buffet itself? Let's just say it wasn't the Ritz. The fruit was a little… past its prime one day. And, okay, I may have witnessed a small child defiling the waffle batter. (Shudder). That said, there were good days! I particularly enjoyed the made-to-order omelets.
The poolside bar was my favorite feature! They had a happy hour - and the drinks? Strong. Perfect after a hike where I felt I might be eaten by a moose. Snack bar - excellent, perfect on the go. They had a salad in restaurant and also soup in restaurant that warms the soul.
Room service [24-hour] was there, which is always lovely. Alternative meal arrangement was a great comfort when I got a little sick and couldn't eat as I needed. Overall, the food? A mixed bag. But hey, at least they tried. And in the end, the occasional dodgy waffle was worth it for that view.
(Spa & Relaxation: Ahhh, Bliss… Followed by a Minor Crisis)
Things to do, ways to relax: yes, yes, yes! Spa and sauna. Spa/sauna. Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, Massage, yes. I went full-on spa day, folks. I. Needed. It. The pool with a view was glorious. I spent a solid hour just staring at the mountains. Steamroom was amazing. Fitness center with a gym/fitness was available, but I was too focused on relaxing.
The body wrap was… well, it was intimate. And perhaps a bit too close to the existential dread of being covered in mud. I'm pretty sure I muttered something about being "one with the earth." The massage? Divine. Honestly, it was worth the price of admission alone.
Then came the crisis. Back in the room, I poured myself a well earned drink, then I realized… I left my wallet in the spa. I was in a bathrobe, and mortified. The walk back was, um, memorable. But I got my wallet. Crisis averted.
(Cleanliness & Safety: The Covid-Conscious Traveler's Perspective)
In these… interesting times, cleanliness is paramount. Cleanliness and safety, so the lodge did pretty well. Daily disinfection in common areas appeared to be a real thing. Anti-viral cleaning products are nice to see listed, not that I had a testing kit to check what the cleaners were actually doing. Hand sanitizer? Everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol - seemed like it. Sterilizing equipment - I didn't see it being used, but hey, I trust that they were! Room sanitization opt-out available - that option is cool! Rooms sanitized between stays - sounds about right. Safe dining setup was decent. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items - hopeful. All important. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. Yes, people tried. Mostly.
My emotional rating of the safety precautions? Satisfied, but not overjoyed. (Internet & Connectivity: Because We All Need to Instagram Our Adventures)
Internet - is listed! Internet access – wireless is listed! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And it mostly worked. Internet [LAN], I am not sure I needed it. I got the impression that the WiFi was a little slow at times. But hey, you're in Idaho. Embrace the disconnect, right? I used the Internet services to call my family.
(Services & Conveniences: The Little Things That Make a Difference… Or Don’t)
Services and conveniences - I'm a big fan of the little things. Concierge - was lovely and helpful! Air conditioning in public area - essential. Daily housekeeping was a godsend. Laundry service was a lifesaver after a week of hiking. Cash withdrawal was close by, which was great.
One thing I will say, I appreciated the fact that there was a convenience store - although I didn't actually go.
(For the Kids: Mostly a Parental Perspective, I Guess)
For the kids: I didn't bring any, but they did have Babysitting service (if you dare trust a stranger with your tiny humans). Family/child friendly, yes, very. They had Kids facilities as well, so go for it, parents.
(Rooms: My Personal Hideaway… With Quirks)
Okay, the rooms. Available in all rooms, basically, every amenity I could ask for. Air conditioning, thank goodness! Alarm clock - I set it every day. Bathrobes - cozy! Coffee/tea maker - because I can't function without caffeine. Daily housekeeping - made a difference. Desk - essential. Hair dryer - yes! In-room safe box - a must. Internet access – wireless, a little patchy at times, but ultimately successful. Ironing facilities - fine! Mini bar - a little tempting. Non-smoking - a huge win! Private bathroom - essential! Refrigerator - useful! Satellite/cable channels, yes! Shower - yes! Smoke detector - thank heavens! Toiletries, the little shampoo bottles and soap - nice touches. Wake-up service - reliable. Wi-Fi [free], okay, that's a good thing. Window that opens - essential for fresh mountain air!
I had what turned out to be the perfect room. Non-smoking, Air conditioning, Carpeting, Closet, Daily housekeeping was a life saver. Desk - important. Hair dryer, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, a little dodgy still but okay at times.
There was a little bit of Room decorations. It was basic but clean.
**(Getting Around: Freedom
Escape to Paradise: Okinawa's Kariyushi Kin Yaka Seaside Resort Awaits!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my absolutely bonkers trip to Island Park, Idaho. Island Park Lodge, specifically. Let's see if I can actually hold this together because, honestly, my brain's already half-packed.
Island Park Lodge Itinerary: The Mostly-Successful Adventure
Day 1: The Great Escape (and the Questionable Gas Station Coffee)
- 7:00 AM: Alarm screams. I want to scream back. But breakfast calls. Gotta fuel up for the… well, everything. Coffee brewing, and the aroma of impending vacation fills the air. I'm feeling optimistic, the coffee has to taste at least alright.
- 8:00 AM: Road trip prep! I've got the playlist locked and loaded (mostly 80s hair bands, don't judge). Snacks: check (chips, chocolate, the essentials). Dog in the car, barking at the anticipation of more than just a yard. Also, my phone's charging, so who knows if I'll actually remember any of this!
- 9:00 AM: We hit the road! The drive… okay, so the first hour was smooth sailing. Then, the dog decided his bladder was a ticking time bomb, so we had to pull over. And… sigh… I opted for gas station coffee because I am not about planning.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch break. Burger and fries at some roadside diner. Greasy goodness. The kind of food that makes you feel like you're truly on vacation. I swear, I could taste the freedom in every bite!
- 4:00 PM: Arrive at Island Park Lodge! The place is actually pretty charming, in a rustic kind of way. The air smells clean, like… pine needles and possibility! The room? Cozy, but the mini-fridge clearly hasn’t seen a good cleaning in years. Let's just say I won't be storing any delicate cheeses in there.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the lodge restaurant. The elk chili was surprisingly good. I also may have over-ordered a piece of pie. And… oh god, the waiter, bless him, he looked like he hasn’t slept in days. He's probably seen more of Island Park than me, already, I felt bad.
- 8:00 PM: Fireside chats! (Figuratively, because I’m more likely to nap than literally chat). Staring at the flames, feeling content, the world slows down
Day 2: Fishing Frenzy (and the Near-Disaster)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up to the sun spilling in. Breakfast? Oatmeal from the lodge. I need the fuel. We're gonna fish. I've never fished before. What could go wrong?
- 8:00 AM: Got some bait ready. Okay, I'm not squeamish. The sun's up, the water's pristine, the dog is beyond excited for some reason. Get on the boat.
- 9:00 AM: The first hour: nothing. Absolutely nothing. My friend, who actually knows how to fish, kept trying to stifle his laughter at my ineptitude. I swear, I even tried whispering sweet nothings to the fish. Nothing.
- 10:00 AM: Suddenly, my rod bends! I've got a fish!!! I'm reeling, I'm pulling, I'm… almost falling overboard! It was exhilarating and terrifying all at once. My friend had to save me. The fish, however, was caught. (We released it, of course, but let me have my moment!)
- 11:00 AM: We ended up catching… a lot of fish. It was a success, and I'm ready for bragging rights for a while.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. The dog's been barking every time a fish is mentioned.
- 3:00 PM: I decided to take a walk, I needed to process. The scenery. Wow. The sheer vastness of the area. This place. It's just… amazing. It's easy to understand why people come here and forget everything else.
- 6:00 PM: The dog is sleeping. I order a beer. This day. This day!
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. Fish. Of course.
Day 3: Hikes, Hangs, and Heartbreak (of Leaving)
- 8:00 AM: Hike! The air is crisp and clean. The trail? Moderate, let's say. The views, though… unbelievable. The dog, surprisingly, is keeping up. The fresh air. I'm so glad I'm here.
- 12:00 PM: Relaxing at the lodge. Reading a book (finally!), soaking it all in. One last walk with the dog.
- 3:00 PM: This is it. It's time to go. I'm not ready to leave. I feel like I could've stayed longer.
- 4:00 PM: The car is packed, the dog is whining. I drive. Looking at the rearview mirror, I almost break down, but I know I'll be back.
- 7:00 PM: Home. I'm exhausted, but happy. I will cherish this memory forever.
Post-Trip Ramblings:
- The Lodge: Sure, the fridge was questionable, but the staff was genuinely friendly, the beds were comfy, and the location was perfect. The whole experience was fantastic.
- The Dog: He loved it. He's sleeping, but dreaming of fish.
- Overall: Island Park, you magnificent beast. You've stolen a piece of my heart. I can't wait to go back. Maybe next time I'll try to actually plan things. But maybe not. After all, surprises are the best and realest moments!
Island Park Lodge: Let's Get Real About That Idaho Adventure! (and maybe cry a little)
Okay, spill the beans. Is Island Park Lodge *actually* as dreamy as the website makes it sound?
Alright, buckle up, buttercups. The website… it's like, *mostly* true. The *vibe*? Oh, the vibe is definitely there. That rustic, "I'm-gonna-disconnect-and-smell-pine-needles" kind of thing. You definitely get it. I mean, the photos? Gorgeous. The reality? Well, let's just say my camera roll is filled with majestic shots... and a few hilarious outtakes featuring my perpetually messy hair and a moose that looked suspiciously like it was judging my choice of hiking boots.
It's beautiful, folks. Seriously beautiful. But dreamy? Depends on your definition of "dreamy." If dreamy means "perfectly Instagrammable with zero mosquitos," then no. If dreamy means "experiencing nature in all its messy, glorious glory while simultaneously questioning your life choices in the best possible way," then YES. Absolutely yes.
What's the deal with the cabins? Are they actually... cozy?
Cozy? Honey, they're *beyond* cozy. Think roaring fireplaces, chunky blankets that practically beg you to hibernate, and the faint scent of woodsmoke that clings to everything (in the best way). I stayed in the Hemlock cabin, and let me tell you, I seriously considered barricading myself inside and becoming a hermit. (Don't judge, the internet was spotty... and the view? Oh, the view!)
Okay, I will be honest, there was a minor hiccup. The first night, I got completely freaked out because there was a… well, let's just say it was a *large* spider. I screamed like a little girl. I swear, the forest animals probably heard me. But then my inner mountain woman (or, you know, a surprisingly brave version of myself) kicked in, and I, with the help of a conveniently placed sandal, conquered the beast. After that, pure bliss. Pure, cozy bliss. I'm still mildly scarred by the encounter, but the fireplace quickly soothed my trauma with its warmth.
Is there actually anything to *do* besides stare at trees (which, admittedly, sounds appealing)?
Staring at trees is definitely a valid activity. Seriously, embrace it. But yes, there's more! Fishing, kayaking (the lake's perfect for a little paddle, and if you're lucky, you'll spot a bald eagle!), hiking (the trails are well-maintained, but be prepared for some serious, *really* serious elevation!), and… well, more staring at trees, if you're into that. The Lodge staff will happily help you organize activities.
I tried fishing. I really did. Let’s just say I spent more time untangling my line from the bushes than actually catching anything. My husband? Total pro. He came back with a monster trout, proudly grinning. Me? I got a sunburn and a deeper appreciation for the complexities of fishing. (And a deep envy of my husband's skills. Just saying.)
How's the food? Because, let's be real, I'm judging. BIG TIME.
Okay, foodies, listen up. The food at the Lodge? It's good. Really good. They have a restaurant on site. It's hearty, comforting, and exactly what you need after a day of exploring (or, you know, battling spiders). Think fresh trout (of course!), juicy burgers, and desserts that will make you question your life choices (in a good way). They cater to dietary restrictions, and the service is generally excellent!
I literally dreamed about the huckleberry pie for weeks after I left! It was the perfect mix of tart and sweet. I have been trying to recreate it ever since. It's all I want to eat, I have a problem. Also, the coffee is strong, which is a must for early mornings and a lack of sleep. Oh, and the breakfast burritos? Don't even get me started. They're my fuel, I mean, my love language.
Is it good for families? Or more of a romantic getaway kind of place?
Both! Actually, that's the real beauty of the Island Park Lodge, I think. I saw families having a blast, kids running around, playing games, and generally enjoying the freedom of the outdoors. I saw couples gazing adoringly at each other by the fireplace. I saw solo travelers like me, just reveling in the peace and quiet. It's a place that welcomes everyone.
I think that is one of the best things about this place, you can be anyone and no one will judge! Plus, the sheer abundance of activities makes it a winner for families. Think of the memories you are gonna make!!
Anything I need to know BEFORE I go? Any secret tips?
Oh YES. Okay, here's the lowdown:
- **Pack bug spray.** Seriously. Don’t even think about it. Just do it. Mosquitos are a real thing. They will find you!
- **Bring layers.** Weather in the mountains can change on a dime. One minute sunshine, the next, torrential downpour.
- **Embrace the slow pace.** This isn't a place for rushing. Unplug, unwind, and just *be*.
- **Book in advance, especially for peak season.** This place is popular for a reason!
- **Bring a good book.** Or three. Or, just listen to the quiet.
- **Get a map for any hikes you plan to do.** This will lead you to secret spots!
Okay, final verdict: Would you go back?
Absolutely. 100%. Without a doubt. Even with the spider. Even with the mosquito bites. Even with the sunburn and the fishing failures. Island Park Lodge? It's magic. It's restorative. It's the kind of place that leaves you feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and already planning your return. It's got a piece of my heart. (And hopefully, I'll finally catch that trout next time.) So go. Go now. And tell them the girl who screamed at the spider sent you. Maybe they’ll give you extra pie. (A girl can dream, right?)
